geromytime:

elmompreg:

i judge people by the amount of people they have murdered

(Source: elmo666, via laytonyoumeanie)

shooshington:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

bless this precious man <3

shooshington:

captain-4merica:

He is the sweetest person ever

bless this precious man <3

(via writingzombie)

finklewrucker:

one day I will get my mojo back

finklewrucker:

one day I will get my mojo back

parachuter:

In light of the recent update none of this is particularly appropriate.
Also, Phil’s designs will be canon until stated otherwise

parachuter:

In light of the recent update none of this is particularly appropriate.

Also, Phil’s designs will be canon until stated otherwise

truffulalove:

Never too safe
by TempestOfFeathers on deviantArt

truffulalove:

Never too safe

by TempestOfFeathers on deviantArt

lifeisprettyawesome:

prettyflyforaredspy:

this is so cool

The Knife-Throwing Act :D:D:D:D:D I died :D

(Source: l0tusarisen, via aquaticgeneticist)

dirktier:

fastpuck:

SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.
dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!
WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.
no! you can’t make me!
EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.
that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!

o mg

dirktier:

fastpuck:

SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.

dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!

WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.

no! you can’t make me!

EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.

that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!

o mg

(via corncobs)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY